Trailer Trash


I got a confession to make, and I know a lotta people may find this hard to believe, but there're folks out there who think I talk too much. I know, I know, I was as caught off guard by this accusation as you are, but it's true. Now, if it were up to me, I'd just get somebody to dump a tanker truck fulla Ritalin in the reservoir every coupla months to keep everyone properly focused on the 3 B's (blood, breasts, and beasts), but the feds start throwin' around terms like "domestic terrorism" when you try that nowadays. So, since I can't hardly get the waitresses at Mack's Stacks of Manly Snacks to bring me my check, let alone keep an entire planet fulla slackers in check, I thought it might be a good idea to round up a collection of trailers for the remedial/indecisive readers who can't seem to survive the full duration of my dissertations.

This way, if you're readin' about, say, Neon Maniacs, and still haven't decided whether to shell out the cash by the time I've quit flappin' my gums, now there'll be a visual tie-breaker to consult. The hope is that this'll prove helpful for those of you whose eyes're developin' a coat of glaze thick enough to cause permanent glaucoma, and if not, well, try solvin' your own goll danged problems for a change.

They're broken out by year, so consult the Chronological Reviews section to locate the correct link:

Trailer Collection for Nintendementia's 2012 Review Schedule

Trailer Collection for Nintendementia's 2013 Review Schedule

Trailer Collection for Nintendementia's 2014 Review Schedule

Trailer Collection for Nintendementia's 2015 Review Schedule

Trailer Collection for Nintendementia's 2016 Review Schedule

Trailer Collection for Nintendementia's 2017 Review Schedule

Trailer Collection for Nintendementia's 2018 Review Schedule

Trailer Collection for Nintendementia's 2019 Review Schedule